2 hours of webex. who knows how many feet we will travel to or what type of things we will put into the wind.

he just described the difference between discrete and free text to a room of MDs and phDs.  i actually felt the eye roll vibes through the phone.  earlier today i had to call a bar to arrange something for my running/drinking group and only after hanging up the phone did i realize that i called an irish bar on st patrick's day which explains the volume in the background and why the dude sounded slightly annoyed.  i'm some type of genius.  this meeting is a wasteland for jargon, PM is only introducing people and then presumably going back to reading one of his many how-to-succeed-in-X books and eating a clif bar.  is it at all appropriate to just wear my wireless phone headset into the bathroom?  i don't know what the range is.  ooh, so 'goes hand in glove' really bothers me.  it just sounds kind of skeevy and gross.  i also have no idea how he gets his hand in the glove while his finger is in the wind (especially if that finger is doing complicated math).

onto hour two.  i have high hopes for this one because i think it's going to be 60 min of straight project slides.  verdant pastures.

'it's a web-based site'  DROP THE MIC.

we're dipping our toe in the water of where we're headed.  so where we're headed is a puddle?  lake?  pond?  are we concerned about it's temperature?  why do we have to dip our toe in it?