he already started with the doc jam. damn. ooh! rhymed.

we're getting our hands around things.  i think maybe he meant wrapping our heads around things.  because otherwise we're kind of hugging things.  or strangling them.  or mauling them like bears.  vanilla based workflows.  are there other flavor bases?  is it like the frappuccino base where it comes in a weird silver bladder like the wine in the box?  we're going to push them down paths.  that seems rather aggressive.  can't we lead them?  i mean we're already wrapping our hands around them i feel like we should take advantage of that.

we're taking it down to kindergarten 101.  back to vanilla diagrams.  not vanilla based this time, actual vanilla, perhaps sans the wine bladder, some high class shit right here.  i really have wine in the box on the brain.  he wants to ensure that we aren't talking around ourselves here.  i imagine us all playing ring around the rosey in this scenario.  or maybe the exorcist, like my head is rotating 360 degrees while i talk to myself.  i could do that right now, i have a headache and feel like i'm going to die.  i could crabwalk backwards downstairs covered in vomit.  i wish he didn't talk about massaging diagrams.  why are all of his metaphors so visceral?  it seems odd to me since he's so buttoned up and cold, maybe he's actually a patrick bateman.